I feel bad because I haven’t updated my two readers on the latest developments of my life. Therefore, I will give all of you fine people what you want. Here it is, short and sweet:
•I still loathe people and Pittsburgh. That has not changed.
•My back hurts.
•I was in the bathroom at some bar and some girl told me I needed to eat a hamburger.
•In reference to the bullet point above, I stopped taking my meds because I love my martinis and beer.
•I fly back to the Chi this weekend! Cue the Kanye music!
•I started school again last night. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a corner to crawl into where I can quietly weep.
There you go. Living life on the fast lane. Be jealous.