I don’t care if you’re coming from the North side, South side, Monroeville or wherever the hell you’re from, stop asking me for directions! I’m from Chicago and I found my damn way.
You want to know my secret? It’s called Google! You all should try it sometime! I cannot stress this enough! You know that fancy schmancy iPhone you have? Use it! Seriously. Get it together. My Mexican father who doesn’t speak English found his way around Pittsburgh!
Next time anyone (with the exception of sweet old ladies) comes up to me and starts asking me for directions, I’m going to spit in your face and walk away. That’s how annoyed I am.