A Tale of Two Chicas

New segment: Last night was funny because… October 13, 2011

Filed under: Pittsburgh Chica — Sonia @ 10:34 am
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I, Sonia (SOH-NEE-UH), the girl that brought you Be Jealous, bring to you (my two readers) a new segment called Last night was funny because….

Let’s get started. Last night was funny because…

1. I was that drunk girl at the bar dancing to Soulja Boy’s ‘Pretty Boy Swag.’ Don’t you dare judge me.

2. This random white boy ran up to me and started juking on me (which I had no problem with, by the way).

3. I only had lunch yesterday and I drank so much that I stuffed my face in a bag full of chips just so I can get some type of carbs in my system to soak up the alcohol.

Ah, yes. The life of a single girl living in Pittsburgh.

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Vroom, vroom! August 31, 2011

Filed under: Pittsburgh Chica — Sonia @ 10:21 am
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I feel bad because I haven’t updated my two readers on the latest developments of my life. Therefore, I will give all of you fine people what you want. Here it is, short and sweet:

•I still loathe people and Pittsburgh. That has not changed.

•My back hurts.

•I was in the bathroom at some bar and some girl told me I needed to eat a hamburger.

•In reference to the bullet point above, I stopped taking my meds because I love my martinis and beer.

•I fly back to the Chi this weekend! Cue the Kanye music!

•I started school again last night. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a corner to crawl into where I can quietly weep.

There you go. Living life on the fast lane. Be jealous.