I, Sonia (SOH-NEE-UH), the girl that brought you Be Jealous, bring to you (my two readers) a new segment called Last night was funny because….
Let’s get started. Last night was funny because…
1. I was that drunk girl at the bar dancing to Soulja Boy’s ‘Pretty Boy Swag.’ Don’t you dare judge me.
2. This random white boy ran up to me and started juking on me (which I had no problem with, by the way).
3. I only had lunch yesterday and I drank so much that I stuffed my face in a bag full of chips just so I can get some type of carbs in my system to soak up the alcohol.
Ah, yes. The life of a single girl living in Pittsburgh.