A Tale of Two Chicas

Dear Pittsburgh & surrounding suburbs/counties June 3, 2011

Filed under: Pittsburgh Chica — Sonia @ 10:31 am
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I don’t care if you’re coming from the North side, South side, Monroeville or wherever the hell you’re from, stop asking me for directions! I’m from Chicago and I found my damn way.

You want to know my secret? It’s called Google! You all should try it sometime! I cannot stress this enough! You know that fancy schmancy iPhone you have? Use it! Seriously. Get it together. My Mexican father who doesn’t speak English found his way around Pittsburgh!

Next time anyone (with the exception of sweet old ladies) comes up to me and starts asking me for directions, I’m going to spit in your face and walk away. That’s how annoyed I am.

 

Dear Pittsburgh May 11, 2011

Filed under: Pittsburgh Chica — Sonia @ 8:19 am
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Dear Pittsburgh,

Please do something about your God forsaken streets. I almost died on my drive to work. It’s not the first time I almost died. I almost died when your God forsaken city failed to clean the one foot of snow on these same God forsaken streets.

It would be much appreciated if you’d stop trying to assassinate me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to stop WordPressing and get back to driving.

Regards,

Sonia